God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so man and woman would live long and healthy lives.But Satan created McDonald’s and McDonald’s brought forth the 99-
But Satan created McDonald’s and McDonald’s brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to man, “You want fries with that?” and man said, “Super size them.” and man gained pounds.
God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair and desirable.
But Satan brought forth chocolate and woman gained pounds.
God said, “Try my crispy fresh salad.” But Satan brought forth ice cream. and woman gained pounds.
But Satan brought forth ice cream. and woman gained pounds.
God gave us fresh fruits, grains and nuts. Satan gave us complex carbs like
Satan gave us complex carbs like breads, sweet potatoes, and Krispy Kreme.
God said, “I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.”
But Satan brought forth salad dressing and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
God brought forth running shoes and treadmills and man resolved to lose those extra pounds. But Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so
But Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN, Spice and ESPN2 and man gained pounds.
God said, “You’re running up the score, Devil.” and God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
But Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And then he created sour cream and refried bean dip to boot. Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol and Satan saw and said, “It is good.”
Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created angioplasty, quadruple bypass surgery, and Lipitor.
Satan smiled and created health insurance.